The Bar Crawl.... Meet the LEGEND

On a summers visit to Texas a few friends ask if I wanted to go on a bar crawl in town. I said "sure, why not." We jumped into my friends car and drove through town hitting every bar we seen and some didn't look to friendly but we chanced it, and had a great time chatting with people while getting wasted.

We got about halfway through town when we began to hear about a legend in town known by the name Texas Jim. As my friends and I were taking down more drinks, the whispers of this guy began to get louder as we would make our way the more bars in the area.

We got this one bar near Dallas I can't recall as I had so many drinks that night. I over heard a gentleman talking about Texas Jim stating he has an amazing BULGE and that guys flock to him just to see it. Everyone except for me was to wasted to pay attention to what the man saying.

I ask the guy to tell me more about this legend I keep hearing about. He began to tell me a story about Texas Jim when the bar crowd went silent and gasp out of excitement. The guy tap me on the shoulder and pointed towards the back patio and said "It's him, Texas Jim."

It seem like everything moving in slow motion as he walked past with his beer in hand. When we locked eyes he winked and then smiled at me. It was magical, he seem to be pulling me towards him like a magnet with his eyes and smile all while he was sitting down to make himself comfortable.

As he sat down he positioned himself just how I dreamt the perfect guy would sit in front of me seducing me with his eyes and BULGE.

We began to talk and he is the most amazing and lovable guy I've ever met. As we were chatting away I notice his BULGE would become more noticeable until his beautiful balls were hanging. At this point the entire bar had gathered for the show.

After the night was through, I went home with wonderful memories that's unforgettable and I could share with good friends. I can honestly say I've met the true BULGE MASTER legend.