The Bar Crawl.... Meet the LEGEND

On a summers visit to Texas a few friends ask if I wanted to go on a bar crawl in town. I said "sure, why not." We jumped into my friends car and drove through town hitting every bar we seen and some didn't look to friendly but we chanced it, and had a great time chatting with people while getting wasted.

We got about halfway through town when we began to hear about a legend in town known by the name Texas Jim. As my friends and I were taking down more drinks, the whispers of this guy began to get louder as we would make our way the more bars in the area.

We got this one bar near Dallas I can't recall as I had so many drinks that night. I over heard a gentleman talking about Texas Jim stating he has an amazing BULGE and that guys flock to him just to see it. Everyone except for me was to wasted to pay attention to what the man saying.

I ask the guy to tell me more about this legend I keep hearing about. He began to tell me a story about Texas Jim when the bar crowd went silent and gasp out of excitement. The guy tap me on the shoulder and pointed towards the back patio and said "It's him, Texas Jim."

It seem like everything moving in slow motion as he walked past with his beer in hand. When we locked eyes he winked and then smiled at me. It was magical, he seem to be pulling me towards him like a magnet with his eyes and smile all while he was sitting down to make himself comfortable.

As he sat down he positioned himself just how I dreamt the perfect guy would sit in front of me seducing me with his eyes and BULGE.

We began to talk and he is the most amazing and lovable guy I've ever met. As we were chatting away I notice his BULGE would become more noticeable until his beautiful balls were hanging. At this point the entire bar had gathered for the show.

After the night was through, I went home with wonderful memories that's unforgettable and I could share with good friends. I can honestly say I've met the true BULGE MASTER legend.

Job Interview

Interviewing for a job can be a bit stressful when you have all eyes and questions focused on your ability.

Imaging an interview with the in viewer sitting like this and giving you the goo- glee eye with a nice BULGE on showcase.

I believe all of us are admires of the BULGE will have one focus in mind, and it's not the questions being asked. The seductive nature of the owner showcasing the BULGE exude great dominance and confidence.

The BULGE is very hypnotic and can make those who are admirers submit to their every command.

Early Morning Coffee with a Surprise

My alarm clock goes off and I can barely remember what happen last night but do remember to shut the alarm off thats reminding me to take the trash out before the garbage man arrive.

It's a bit warm this morning as El Nino hasn't gone into full mode of crazy weather. As I walk outside to I see my neighbor sitting on his porch taking what look like his first sip of coffee.

"I admit this guy is so HOT, he's look like a cross between Jerry Spinger and Pierce Brosnan two of my favorite men in entertainment". 

When walking the the trash down the driveway, he look up..... nod his head and give this beautiful smile with a hint of seduction. I think I nearly off-loaded if you know what I mean he's so HOT!

Walking back up the driveway to my door, he stops me and ask if I'd like join him for coffee. Of course I said "Yes".... I could resist talking a man who resemble two of my favorite entertainers.

Walking up the steps to have a seat, he stand then walk into his kitchen that's steps away from the porch area. He ask if I like sugar in my coffee as he's making coffee for me.

At this time, I'm like OMG this is really happening. I've always wanted to say something to him but was to shy to open my mouth. He must have thought I was some dork or something. I'm actually glad he invited to chat with him.

When he approached his chair to have a seat, I notice as he began to sit he pulled the inseam of his shorts into the position that allow the BULGE to show. He looked at me smiled as I know exactly what that mean. As we were chatting about life and strangely enough his exploits, I found it to be a very interesting conversation. As he would elaborate on his sexual fun he'd run his hand along his bulge while showing great excitement painting the picture of his fun. I found that to really hot as I enjoyed the show he was presenting.



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Uncle Robert

I was awaken from my sleep one morning around 4am from noises in my home office. My uncle is staying with me and wouldn't be up this early as he's not a morning person after he retired from his
executive job in software management.

Uncle Robert is a very low key soft hearted teddy bear, but when he want things to be done he is an aggressive spirit.

I've seen him in action when he walk into the board room dressed in his suit and tie with his lips tightened, eye brows arched with fire in his eyes, showing great confidence as his bulge rest along his inner thigh when he is seated....

Well this one morning I walked into my office and found him sitting the in his undies, tank top and socks... with a smile on his face gazing at my office setup.

He went on to explain how he miss waking up early for work and the rush he got from putting out fires when things went wrong.

I noticed my uncle as he was talking about his good times as an executive, he'd run his hand across his huge bulge. Of course all my attention went right to that beautiful sight. When we made eye contact he'd smile and gave a wink as he continued to tell his story of his accomplishments.

I then realize that he knew how to get the attention of those around him and knew how to lock them into a commitment on a business level.

Now I see why he was a very successful man.....

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He's such a tease!

In the summer of 2003 I was invited to a birthday celebration of a great friend Fred whom I really liked but we've discussed our friendship and it was only just friends. I didn't mind as he knew I like the BULGE so he'd allow me to get as much eye full as I could... He's such tease!

I remember Fred and I going to the bar since we hadn't seen each other in a while. When I arrived at the bar I see Fred sitting angled towards the door with a nice bulge resting to his left. As I walked into the bar we lock eyes, he smiled and said "have a seat. It's been a while since we've seen each other"..... "Indeed" I said as my eyes wandered down to his beautiful BULGE.

Fred leaned in and said "How you like it, I did it just for you baby". I smiled and told him you're such a tease knowing I'm love the BULGE.

He smiled then turned towards the bar as we continued the banter of bulge talk and our interest in each others well-being.

Good old Fred! Miss my BULGE Buddy!

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The Skipper Fantasy...

The producers knew what would draw
attention in the opening credits.

Anyone remember Gilligan's Island in the late 70's early 80's?

When I was a young man just starting out, I knew at the time I was different because various shows on television caught my attention.

Gilligan's Island seem to be on my radar with the opener that listed the cast and when they got to the skipper, "whammo".... The bulge was quite evident showing the captain to have bravery and confidence.

I believe the producers for the show knew of the power of the bulge. From the early years to around the early 90's seem to be the best years for the bulge. It was more visible and admired by most, but then the era of clothing designers and critics happened. 

The bulge became the topic comedic jokes and banter, lessening the power of the confidence in men to showing off the bulge.

Alan hale and the knew the power of showing bulge throughout the various episodes would draw bulge lovers in to watch the show to see if the bulge would make an appearance. 

I was one of them who was a faithful watcher of the show. After the run of the show there hasn't been a bulge like that of the skipper, an older burly man who naturally showed bulge.

When I got to college, I met a professor in art history who was of thin build around 68 years old who had an amazing bulge thats in comparison to that of Alan Hale.

This post is a dedication to Alan Hale for bringing the bulge to the masses and allowing us to enjoy the show with a little visual we could admire.

Mesmerized

It's the beginning of spring in Los Angeles and the weather is pretty warm outside. As I sit sipping a cold strawberry lemonade enjoying people watching in my neighborhood, a truck pull up to the house next door. The house next door have been empty for quite sometime now and to have someone occupy it will fill the void of the neighborhood have had for a couple of years.

I noticed the moving guys taking the furniture out of the truck. Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmm...them guys were some HOT bear men tossing the around the items like they were toys, but then the Silver Fox pulled up in his Lincoln MKZ. It seem like him driving up was in slow motion with everyone stopping to look and see who this gorgeous man was moving into the neighborhood.

He stepped out of this sleek looking car in his shorts and worn shirt, its obvious he's been working on moving into his new place. As he approached the steps to his new home we locked eyes and within that moment he winked then smiled at me.

OMG, I was frozen in that moment with vibrations of electricity going through my body. This has never happened to me before, thus I've been winked at many times in the past. After settling down from that beautiful moment, he later knocked on my door introducing himself as my new neighbor then invited me over for a beer.

I didn't mind the invitation as it's always good to get to know your neighbor.

During the start our conversation he was in the kitchen sorting out some of the dishes that were still boxed up. I asked if I could help, he said "It's OK, I got it. I was looking for the bottle opener". I looked over at him and began to walk over with the two beers, then he sat just across from me and to my surprise he displayed a beautiful bulge and when he notice I glanced at it, he then winked at me once again.

I later complimented him on the bulge and he was quite excepting of my admiration of him nodding his head in acceptance. We had to end our conversation short as it was close to the time for his wife to come arrive home. Just before he stood up to walk me out he ran his hand across his bulge,  shot me another wink with half smile that seem a bit devious and we all know what that mean.

He walked me to the door and as we said out goodbyes, he leaned in and said "Come by tomorrow", then ran hand along my shoulder as I was walking out the door.

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Remembering the day's at CUFFS in Silverlake, CA

Good old day in the late night hours of Silverlake, Ca at the bar called CUFFS a beer bar that was infamous for Daddies and Daddy Chasers. The bar was a dim lit place that was highlighted by ceiling lights emphasizing the outline of the hot daddies.

I remember an older guy named Gary who every time I visit, would make seductive eye contact from across the room. He'd make his way around the bar leaning back on the bar facing me. He'd smile then slowly run his hand across his bulge as he gesture with a nod in acknowledgment that he did that just for me.

We later got acquainted and began discussing how he like showcasing the BULGE. He always show me various ways he'd adjust the BULGE to get the best effect.

We'd go to local restaurants and as he take every step his BULGE would creese just right showing a massive outline of his manliness. Sad to say I lost contact with him, but he sure left me with some memorable moments.

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I'm the BULGE Doctor (The Instructions)

One afternoon I was walking to the market to buy a gallon of milk, when I observed a man sitting with his cute puppy. It wasn't out of the ordinary that the guy was there, it was obvious he was trying to showing off, but his inseam wasn't pulled far enough up between his inner thigh and scrotum to make it a legit natural shape bulge.

I approached him and introduced myself as the Dr. BULGE who can fix most attempts at bulging.  He looked me and smiled not knowing what the hell I was talking about. Soon after it sunk in as he looked down at his attempt.

Photo Day At Work

Sitting at work one day my boss come in to the office area where everyone is doing what we all do best which is "WORK"... He decide to to have us do a photo session for our wall to show our commitment to the business.

There's a guy who work in the cubicle next to me and he had a way of sitting where his bulge was quite noticeable. I must admit he's very quiet yet very popular with visits to his work station from co-workers. I guess I'm the lucky one who is in the cubical next to him.

I've talked with him on many occasions and even took lunch breaks with him and found that he's a very down to earth guy who happen to keep to himself.

Well, during the photo session I notice the photographer was taking his time when snapping the picture and kept asking Joe my cubicle neighbor to lean in closer to group so he can grab the best shot. After we got the pictures back I see why the photographer was taking his time with Joe. He brought out a beautiful and nice bulge.

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The Neighbor Who Walk Every Morning

Sitting drinking coffee on the steps of my home just before heading off to work, my neighbor would always go walking every morning like clock-work.

One day there was something different as he took the last step of the stairs to pivot and walk towards my direction. Drinking my coffee slowly pondering whats different this time about my neighbor is when it hit me.

My eye went right to his BULGE as a drop of coffee rolled down off my chin onto my shirt. At this point I was mesmerized at the sight of his huge bulge.

His build was perfect for the bulge at 5ft 5in, about 140lbs, small thighs and low hung. I remember as I walked through the park to get to the bus-stop, he was sitting chatting with friends in the these blue shorts as I noticed just inches above his knee a very nice glimpse of the big boys were present.

Bulge Compliments

Sometimes we get caught up in our own heads, following the societal standards and trends to say what our image are to be. Well, for BN that out the window like yesterdays news. The BULGE if worn right is the most beautiful sight that's comparable to women's boobs.

Now, the hetero BULGE exhibitors...... don't get offended if you're paid a compliment from someone of the same gender admiring outline.

Holiday Memories of the Grandpa Bulge

Holiday's for most of us would be fun filled family time to enjoy all activities the festive season bring every year.

Well, who can remember visiting friends and the general of the household would be sitting in that easy chair nursing the obvious bulge?

Memorable Moments

I remember growing up as a young adult being very confused with who I was and where I wanted to go in life.

Although the struggle was a bit rough living in the inner-city, closed off with the surroundings of hardcore christian life really scared me to the point of being afraid of living the life who I felt I was deep down inside.

Thoughout school I tried being one of the cool kids who stayed within the trends of the 80's & 90's urban fashion and music. I can't lie... That was the era I grew to love and which of course is the norm now for today's young adults.

Outside of the tough times growing up in the inner-city hiding my true self, there are beautiful and memorable moments shining through those dark clouds.